To help celebrate National Joke Day we have come up with a list of our favourite Teddie Bear Jokes
1. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
2. Why did Mother Nature make only one Yogi Bear?
Because when he tried to make a second one he made a Boo-Boo.
3. How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, GO!
4. Why do pandas like old movies?
Because they’re in black and white.
5. Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
6. What is a bear’s favourite drink?
7. What did the teddy bear say after dinner?
8. What do you call bears without ears?
9. Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh
10. Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
He would only do the bear minimum.
11. What do you call a freezing bear?
12. What is as big as a bear but weighs nothing?
13. How do you apologize to a panda?
Bear your heart and soul.
14. What do you call a grizzly bear in a phone booth?
15. What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the PU!
16. What do you call a wet bear?
A drizzly bear.
17. Why do polar bears have fur coats?
Because they would look weird in ski jackets.
18. What does Pooh Bear call his significant other?
19. What do you get when you cross a teddy bear with a wild hog?
A teddy boar.
20. Why was the bear cub so spoiled?
Because his mother panda’d to his every whim!
21. Why did the bear quit his second job?
He needed some koala-ty time with his family.
22. Where do teenage polar bears go to dance?
23. What is a polar bear’s favorite cereal?
24. What is a polar bear’s favorite healthy snack?
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
25. How do bears travel when they go on holiday?
26. What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
27. How can a bear catch fish without a fishing rod?
They use their bear hands.
28. Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice.
29. Why did the bear quit his job at the daycare centre?
It was panda-monium!
30. How does a polar bear walk in the snow?
31. Which animal can hibernate while standing on its head?
32. What colour socks do bears wear?
None. They usually have bear (bare) feet.
33. Why do bears have a hairy coat?
34. Where does a polar bear go to vote?
The North Pole.
35. What do you call a teddy bear at the North Pole?
36. How do teddy bears stay cool in the summer?
37. People often ask what I do at the teddy bear factory. My reply?
38. How does a bear stop a movie?
It hits the paws button.